Friday Letters

Dear Willpower: please be very strong and determined while I am so serious on this loose the jiggle mission I am on

Dear Walmart: will you please go out of business and let Target take your place. You don't know how to run a store and by the looks of things you never will and I hate driving an hour to Target to bypass you even though you are 20 minutes away but I cant stand you and I end up in a bad mood if I attempt to give you a try

Dear shoe designers: I have feet just like my body...short, fat, and wide and love me some heels but it is miserable squeezing my fat wide feet into your heels and quite frankly it is pure hell! I could use a wide heel please and thanks my piggies will also thank you

Dear Farmer: I cant believe that tomorrow is our 11 Anniversary, wow we sure did get old quick. I never thought I could or would put up with a mans shit this long. You sure do amaze and surprise me everyday. I cant wait to celebrate in Mexico! I love and adore you even when I am pissy

Dear Coach Saban: Roll Tide, this weeks game is going to be hyped but I just get sick stomached knowing I will have to see Les Miles. I mean he is def 2 sandwiches short of a picnic. I'm think he needs to join Jason Calvin and Romo on the short bus. I feel sorry for the die hard LSU fans I know they are sick at looking and his STUPIDass too. Just thinking of him makes me blood run he has made so many coaching mistakes and he has cost his team to loose more games than the law will allow. Lets see whats he going to mess up this time



Dear Voters: Please Please Please get yo self out and go Rock the Romney vote